Queer, crazy cat lady, debate queen, bibliophile, sarcastic, chronically bored, internet addict, art lover and creator, perpetually horny, and mildly cynical. My blog evolves as I do.
my hobbies: browsing online shops and crying because I want everything I can't afford
Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”
he was so fucking terrified
are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god
i’m honestly starting to think that he is
well he is the man upstairs
How y’all doing there, folks?
My name is Aberdeen Washington
And I’m a proud American and a terrorist fighter
Hey get me another beer bitch
Now when the day Bin Laden comes to town
I’m a drop a deuce wipe it up with his towel
Mow my lawn, sit on the couch, I’m a watch some…