nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

(via pansda)

indsie:

u guys remember when mr krabs popped a huge molly?image

(Source: indsie, via kumquats-incorporated)

petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

(Source: bouderai, via noopslovesyuuu)

michaelsousa:

Sand, under a 250x microscope

omg sand is beautiful

(Source: blak-ritual-die-hehe, via stuckinamidwaystate)

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

(via please-stay-f0rever-with-m3)

narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

(via dieyoung-n-saveyourself)

thatfunnyblog:

it’s so nice that my cousin is offering 2 gourmet dishes as well as 3 different types of people for dinner at her wedding

(Source: easilyhumored)

(Source: imgfave, via arnoldjshortman)