so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
no mom i can’t get a job im too busy making jokes on the internet
when i was little i got mad at my mom and said i was running away and i asked her to make me a sandwich to eat while i ran away and she did and i put it in my backpack with a pillow and a capri sun and my mr potato head family and sat on my neighbors front lawn until it got dark

